Panning for Internet Gold: the Owl Burrito edition

Quick, mime your current status to me in no more than six seconds. It’s the only way we can truly connect.

I see. Exhausted from working like a dawg again, huh? Then you’re in luck. I am a doctor of Internet and I prescribe the following links immediately, with a meal. I don’t care if you’re not hungry. EAT. YOU NEVER EAT.

Lookin’ mighty Vine

• Twitter’s new thing is short-video iPhone whatsit, Vine. Here’s how it differs from Instagram. Like most things, it is best with kittens, guinea pigs and Tyra.
• People are searching Facebook for some pretty niche stuff.
• In Doctor Who news, Daleks do more than just exterminate and OH MY GOODNESS YES this Tardis dress.
• In short: no, NO [potentially NSFW?], yes, YES.

Did I get him?

Gamer Grandad is my kinda Grandad:

Wrap me up like a baby owl

• It’s a strong week, but this adorable owl wins the internet this time.
• And I mean, he was up against Eyebrow Cat. Which I don’t have to tell you, is pretty stiff competition.
• Menswear Dog is super sharp.
• Whereas this tiny turtle is just delighted.
• Corgis must fight to the death. But the small matter of sleepy paralysis does get in the way.
• Sneezing can really take a kitten by surprise, y’know.
• Scottie dog windmill nears perpetual furry motion (but then they run out of Pedigree Chum).

What even is a hedgehog anyway?

Look. It’s a tiny kitten. It has no frame of reference. And hedgehogs are really, uh, weird. Life can get so confusing.

Helen Brown

Reader of blogs. Collector of cute. Sufferer of Middlesbrough Football Club.

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