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Here’s the woman who should have been Doctor Who

August 6, 2013 By Katie Lee

MOFFAT! You really missed the bus with this one. The Doctor Who who got away. … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: the Oscar-winning skateboarder edition

March 1, 2013 By Helen Brown

I'd like to thank The Academy for the shiny statues and Mr and Mrs L for Jennifer Lawrence. Let's thank the universe for cute animals and your lucky stars for this brief interlude within which you are officially deemed eligible to leer at them for procrastinatory purposes. GO. Everything in its … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: The toilet instructions edition

February 15, 2013 By Helen Brown

9,900 people on this exquisite blue planet search for 'toilet instructions' every month. EVERY MONTH. And yet the Dork Adore management team have never once acknowledged my sterling contribution to their search engine visibility. Hello, people troubled by the smallest room in the house. Scroll … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: The significant otter edition

February 10, 2013 By Helen Brown

Roll up, roll up. I got 6-year-old script writers, the wisdom of Mr T, a wiggly baby and a smorgasbord of sloths for you this fine afternoon. They won't last long at these prices, so click fast and click well. OH 'ECK, SOMEONE CALLED THE ROZZERS. SCATTER! Lick my Death Star Lollipops! … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: the Owl Burrito edition

January 31, 2013 By Helen Brown

Quick, mime your current status to me in no more than six seconds. It's the only way we can truly connect. I see. Exhausted from working like a dawg again, huh? Then you're in luck. I am a doctor of Internet and I prescribe the following links immediately, with a meal. I don't care if you're not … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: The ‘You Tried’ edition

January 17, 2013 By Helen Brown

This week's Important Moral Lessons include 'It's OK to fail as long as you have tasty treats', 'Celebrities sometimes cheat but they are still better than you' and 'Corgi puppies be cray-cray, yo'. So turn to page 329 in your book of pretty kittens and let us begin. Kids, don't do rugs I … [Read more...]

Think you’ve got problems? Consult the Gandalf Problem Solving Flowchart

January 14, 2013 By Emma Cossey

I've got 99 problems, but destroying The Ring or saving Middle-Earth ain't one. To be honest, life seems pretty simple when you compare it to Gandalf's. He should be relaxing and enjoying his wizard retirement; putting his feet up and swapping war stories with Elrond. Instead, he has to traipse … [Read more...]

Panning for Internet Gold: the ‘Aliens gave my cat a beard’ edition

January 11, 2013 By Helen Brown

New year, new diet plan. My plan is to stuff as much food in my gaping gob as is simianly possible. Now as reward for surviving your first full working week of 2013, let us play. My pretty face is not messed up Muhammad Ali pranking kids on Candid Camera will make even you grin, you … [Read more...]