New year, new diet plan. My plan is to stuff as much food in my gaping gob as is simianly possible. Now as reward for surviving your first full working week of 2013, let us play. My pretty face is not messed up Muhammad Ali pranking kids on Candid Camera will make even you grin, you … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The Gustavo Almadovar edition
This is a knitted Edward Cullen Off-Of-Twilight doll and everything you thought you once knew is now wrong. Don't worry. Just empty your mind and scroll and click and scoll and click and scroll and click and... 'His own ennui sealed in amber' The supermarkets are releasing their festive … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: the screaming sheep edition
Imagine contemporary naughty celebrities in 1920s mugshots. Actually, don't bother - just bend your retina a couple degrees south because THE INTERNET ALREADY MADE IT HAPPEN. It's not clear why, but it's provocative. It gets the people going. That's what those magical tubes do. It's my job to put … [Read more...]