Seriously, if you’re still living in a world where chocolate is better than sex, you’re doing something very wrong. Unless the chocolate is laced with crack, of course.
But in this reality, where chocolate crack is not yet freely available from the local Spar, most of us would already concede that this Nomi Tang “Better Than Chocolate” clitoral stimulating vibrator is likely to be a damn sight more diverting than a bag of Maltesers.
Plus, it looks like an ergonomic mouse, which means you can leave it by your desk for times when those conference calls get really dull and you wish that someone would hurry up and invent chocolate crack.
Katie Lee
Dork Adore's Editor! Katie started out life as a tech journalist and blog obsessive, launching the UK's first and biggest blog publishing network, Shiny Media. Favourite dork things: knitting, crochet, Press Gang, Buffy, Battlestar, Doctor Who and lifehacks.
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